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Saddest text message.
Girl: Babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
Boy: Aright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
Girl: You're drinking again?
Boy: Don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
Girl: Okay, I'll be waiting.
*hours passed, more of the boy's friends came and they enjoyed too much that he forgot about the time. The boy looked at his cellphone and saw four messages and 10 missed calls. He shut his phone down to pretend his battery was drained. The boy went home and saw his brother, panicking outside the house and looking for him.*
Brother: someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
Boy: don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
*The boy opened his cellphone and looked at her messages.*
Babe, where are you?
Babe, why is your phone off?
Babe, there are guys following me. I'm scared. Where are you? : '(
Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you. I wanted to greet you personally, but I think I won't see you tonight. Good night babe, I hope you're not drunk when you get home.
I have a habit of making weird sounds when things...
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.– Robert Frost (via youcantry)
meeting people for the first time.
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